Bumper Sticker Self Defense

What do you mean you don't need bumper stickers? Here's a story from the New York Times that will change your mind:

En route to my rental car in the Ralphs parking lot, I had to suddenly dodge an Infiniti being backed out of a space by a beautiful young blonde. I was ready to apply some New York-style attitude till I spotted a sticker on her bumper that said: "But . . . But. . . But. . . I'm the Princess!" Dog-tired as I was, that struck me as wildly hilarious. The woman, clearly pleased that some middle-aged geezer appreciated her bumper-sticker irony, smiled those startlingly white teeth at me, lowered her window, and said: "Wow, I'm really sorry I almost ran you over?" (You know, with that question mark they put at the end of declarative sentences in Southern California?) I returned the smile and waved her out with a Elizabethan courtier's sweep of the hand.

Can you afford not to order bumper stickers?

Posted by Jeremy at 05:17 PM | Comments (0)

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